I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL (Back Print)

500mg of Fukitol back-print T-shirt

Design printed only on the back. The front is blank.

Prefer the design on the front? Shop the Fukitol front-print T-shirt.

For people who are officially out of patience.

Some days call for deep breaths.

Other days call for 500mg of Fukitol.

This bold back-print tee was made for people with a dry sense of humor, a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense, and absolutely no desire to pretend everything is fine.

The oversized distressed graphic reads:

“IT’S OK! I’M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL”

Wear it once and expect people to read it twice.

🚚 U.S. standard transit: typically 2–5 business days after dispatch. Most orders require 2–7 business days of production first.

WHY YOU’LL WANT THIS ONE

• 😂 Gets attention without trying

• 💊 Oversized back print that people actually notice

• 👕 Comfortable unisex fit for men and women

• 🖤 Clean black tee with a bold distressed white graphic

• 🍻 Made for weekends, bars, parties, festivals, errands, and casual wear

• 🎁 Ridiculously easy gift for the sarcastic person in your life

• 😈 Just inappropriate enough to be funny without needing an explanation

BASICALLY…

It’s not just another graphic tee.

It’s a warning label.

A conversation starter.

And a socially acceptable way to tell the world you’ve had enough.

Perfect for sarcastic friends, coworkers, spouses, siblings, dads, moms, or anyone who is mentally clocked out but physically still present.

THE VIBE

Low patience.
High dosage.
Zero explanation required.

Pair it with jeans, shorts, joggers, or whatever you throw on when you’ve officially stopped caring.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Unisex fit

• Bold oversized back graphic

• Distressed vintage-style print

• Soft everyday feel

• 100% Cotton

• Designed for adults

CARE

Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Tumble dry low.
Do not bleach.
Iron on low heat.
Do not dry clean.

Grab yours and let the shirt handle the conversation. 💊